Today in the advocates room there was a discussion around recent cases, which include -
a. Iranian asylum seeker who claimed asylum on basis of necrophilia, which started a discussion which included;
b. A morgue worker who had pleaded guilty to having sex with corpse, apparently he was finally convicted on the evidence of - a. witness, b. DNA evidence (I bet that was fun getting the sample);
c. Man who had sex with a horse;
d. Man who had sex with a dog (his dog) twice, he was found guilty on the basis that he had recorded the event for posterity on his mobile phone;
e. Family who had sex with each other to celebrate daughters 16th birthday (I bet that was a day to remember)
and finally the mother of the family in e. when questioned by the Judge stated that she no longer had sex with her own sons, of this she was confident assertive and definite. She elaborated
"I no longer do it with my boys, I now do it with the dog, its quicker and less trouble"